There was a synagogue that had a mouse problem. They tried everything to get rid of them. They used traps. They used chemicals. They called several exterminators. Nothing worked. Finally, in exasperation, the congregation turned to the rabbi for any advice he could give.
“I’ll take care of the shul’s mice problem,” the rabbi said. “I will arrange for all of the mice to have a bar mitzvah, after that you’ll never see the mice again!
I don’t know where this joke originated, but it’s worth sharing!
#jewproblems #barmitzvah #jewishjokes
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But they will become wisecracking mice!
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Perhaps! 😂
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You Don’t Look Jewish
A woman on a train walked up to a man across the table. “Excuse me,” she said, “but are you Jewish?”
“No,” replied the man.
A few minutes later the woman returned. “Excuse me,” she said again, “are you sure you’re not Jewish?”
“I’m sure,” said the man.
But the woman was not convinced, and a few minutes later she approached him a third time. “Are you absolutely sure you’re not Jewish?” she asked.
“All right, all right,” the man said. “You win. I’m Jewish.”
“That’s funny,” said the woman.” You don’t look Jewish.”
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Good one!!
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Yes. Thanks!
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Laughter is the best medicine. Thanks for sharing!
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