I took a Match to my Tinder and it went Zoosk in my Facebook.

I went down to the Ebay with my Takl and got Plenty of Fish.

I met up with Angie’s and Craig’s list, they were married after a J-date.

They were taking their daughter to the Zu, Lilly loved it!

We all Grouponed the Redbus.

I had MySpace and we met to the Wayfair in the Amazon.

We Yelped, “Yahoo!” as we Tumbled through the Waze and Youtubed down the River.

We saw plenty of Pinteresting things like Britenest.

We heard a lot of Twitter and we had to Letgo of the boat.

Then Offered-up ourselves to the Monster and I Wikileaked my pants!